Things That Have Been Said

Television for Kids

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:43:33 +0000

One [of the channels] was animals killing other animals – why would you want to watch a cartoon?

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:42:31 +0000

Why do students ever try?

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:41:34 +0000

I couldn’t hear you over the rattling of my unhealthy food.

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:39:51 +0000

This is my baby-browsing time. Stop sending me pictures of your sub-par baby.

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:38:55 +0000

And then he has these boobie-ladies dancing next to him.

Don’t touch my bing-bing-bing.

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:37:39 +0000

What? Am I making a boy smell again?

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:36:52 +0000

This is a new dance called the papercut. It involves pain and bleeding.

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:35:41 +0000

Dear Internet, Do Starfish have penis?

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:35:01 +0000

And so if you have someone who LOVES your kid nearby – who is not a pedophile – then you’re okay.

joydashz — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:34:26 +0000

I’d become some anal retentive creepo who sniffs people’s doors.